The End.
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
Spirit animal.
i’m over this day.
This guy thought I was marissa miller. I’ve been called worse #saturday #sandiego #victoriassecret #bestcomplimentever #win
GPOY Friday.
Forecast for the weekend: super sunny, so much laughter, great friends, bad hangovers, total awesomeness.
FINALLY! GOT! A! RAISE!!
Tonight’s the kind of weeknight when poppin’ bottles is totally appropriate.
deep talks, work edition.
me: he asked me what he should call my mom.
work bestie: he should make a joke and just call her "mom," not her name
me: he probably will. he's sarcastic like that. but if it gets weird, thank god we'll be somewhere with lots of vodka
work bestie: how deep in the v are you gonna go?
me: .....
both: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
