off the wagon
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham (via observando)
Hi.

Hi.

This makes me happy.

This makes me happy.

Someecards calendar is REALLY gettin’ it done today.

Someecards calendar is REALLY gettin’ it done today.

In the last 2 days, I managed to whittle my 2-page to-do list down to a mere few bullets. Pat.On.The.Back

In the last 2 days, I managed to whittle my 2-page to-do list down to a mere few bullets.

Pat.On.The.Back

It’s safe to say he found Heaven.

This is very indicative of how I feel my day has been today.

This is very indicative of how I feel my day has been today.

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.
Ivern Ball  (via nofatnowhip)
1 hour. Who knew it would take 200 million hours for 60 minutes to pass.

1 hour. Who knew it would take 200 million hours for 60 minutes to pass.

Me. To a T

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.
Aubrey Plaza  (via fuckinq)
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
Omar Khayyam (via gomakashiking)
GPOY tuesday’s work edition.

GPOY tuesday’s work edition.

Your life.
and Monday.

Your life.

and Monday.